Alamak saya terkantoiii!!!

Pughan said "apa2 aku tanggung.. takdehal punyaaa"

Merry Christmas to everyone!!

Let's move it!!

America's Got Talent Injury

How Dangerous of A Driver Are You?

What's yours? Take the quiz here: The Car Connection

This Scenario Looks Familiar in Office....

Always lock your workstation in the office when you are away!

Batman - The Dark Knight Trailer [HD]

This is very nice!!

5d MARK II VIDEO TEST

5d MARK II VIDEO TEST, originally uploaded by 米死米(MSM).

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Jokes : Too smart for the 1st Grade

A first-grade teacher was having trouble with one of her students.

The teacher asked, "Little Johnny, what is your problem?"

Little Johnny answered, "I'm too smart for the first-grade. My sister is in the third-grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the third-grade too!"

The teacher had enough. She took Little Johnny to the principal's office. While Little Johnny waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was.

The principal told the teacher he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first-grade and behave. The teacher agreed. Little Johnny was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test. Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"

Little Johnny: "9"

Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"

Little Johnny: "36"

And so it went with every question the principal thought a third-grade should know.

The principal looked at the teacher and told her, "I think Little Johnny can go to the third-grade. "The Teacher said to the principal, "Let me ask him some questions?"

The principal and Little Johnny both agreed. Teacher: "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?

Little Johnny: "Legs"

Teacher: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?" (The principal wondered, why she asked such a question!)

Little Johnny: "Pockets"

Teacher: "What does a dog do that a man steps into?"
Little Johnny: "Pants"

Teacher: "What's starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?" (The principal's eyes opened really wide but before he could stop the answer...)

Little Johnny: "Coconut"

Teacher: "What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?"

Little Johnny: "Bubblegum"

Teacher: "What do men do standing up, woman do sitting down and dogs do on three legs?"

Little Johnny: "Shake hands"

Teacher: "Now I will ask some 'Who am I' sort of questions, okay?"

Little Johnny: "Yup"

Teacher: "You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do."

Little Johnny: "Tent"

Teacher: "A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first." (The Principal was looking restless and bit tense)

Little Johnny: "Wedding Ring"

Teacher: "I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good."

Little Johnny: "Nose"

Teacher: "I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates! I come with a quiver."

Little Johnny: "Arrow"

Teacher: "What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of excitement?"

Little Johnny: "Firetruck"

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, "Put his little ass in the fifth-grade. I got the last ten questions wrong myself.""

Number of layoffs since Nov. 1, 2008, at America's 500 largest public companies

104,365

Date	Company1	Total Laid Off2	Industry
12/2/2008	United States Steel	4,175	Materials
12/01/2008	JPMorgan Chase	9,200	Banking
12/01/2008	PepsiCo	87	Food
11/25/2008	Dana Holding	50	Durables
11/24/2008	BlackRock	10	Financials
11/21/2008	Berkshire Hathaway	215	Finance
11/21/2008	International Paper	550	Materials
11/21/2008	Western Union	200	Business Services
11/20/2008	Bank of New York Mellon	1,800	Banking
11/20/2008	Whirlpool	100	Durables
11/20/2008	Boeing	800	Aerospace
11/19/2008	General Motors	5,758	Durables
11/18/2008	Freeport-McMoRan Copper & Gold	600	Materials
11/17/2008	Citigroup	53,000	Banking
11/14/2008	Sun Microsystems	6,000	Technology
11/12/2008	Applied Materials	1,800	Technology
11/12/2008	Las Vegas Sands	11,000	Leisure
11/12/2008	Morgan Stanley	2,000	Finance
11/12/2008	Liberty Media	910	Retailing
11/12/2008	Textron	665	Conglomerates
11/11/2008	AK Steel Holding	800	Materials
11/7/2008	Ford Motor	2,600	Durables
11/6/2008	Mattel	1,000	Household
11/6/2008	MGM Mirage	400	Leisure
11/6/2008	Omnicom Group	145	Media
11/4/2008	Hartford Financial Services Group	500	Finance

(Source: http://www.forbes.com/2008/11/17/layoff-tracker-unemployement-lead-cx_kk_1118tracker.html)


My take on this:

That's the current layoff that has occurred in the US alone.

More information on the layoffs since November fro the companies. Apparently the largest layoffs came from Citigroup, one of the largest banking organization. US is already in a recession since December 2007, and if this continues on until second quarter 2009, it will be one of the longest recession period since the Great Depression. The other economies officially in recession currently: Singapore, Hong Kong, Japan, New Zealand, Ireland, Italy, Germany and Britain.

I don't know about you, but to say Malaysia is 'shielded' (as mentioned by some ministers) from the impact and hiccups of the current world situation is undermining and being delusional to say the least.

Next year will be an 'interesting' year, especially for banking/insurance/retail and real estate in Malaysia. For the opportunists, it is a great time to do some smart investing (buy low prices, wait, and sell high) and let 'time' does its magic, although most will be very conservative. As cliche as it sounds, Warren Buffett's "Be brave when others are fearful, and be fearful when others are brave" holds a true ring. Coupled that with a bit of intelligence, patience and logical (not emotional) investing, I believe the strategy will bear its fruits when the market is up again.

Happy investing and carpe diem!

-Ray-

Current Financial Crisis explained in simple terms

One day, a plain-looking man came with a pretty-looking SYT (Sweet Young Thing) to the 'LOUIS VOTTON( LV)  store in  Causeway   Bay (Hong Kong Island.) He chose an expensive LV  bag worth
HKD 65,000 for the SYT.

When it came time to pay, the man took out a chequebook and wrote out a cheque.
The salesperson was hesitant because the couple hadn't shopped there before.

The man discerned what the salesperson was thinking and he said
calmly:'I sense that you are concerned that this
cheque may bounce, right?  Today is Saturday and the banks are closed.

Let me suggest that I leave the cheque and the handbag here. When the cheque clears on Monday, you can deliver the handbag to this lady.How about that?

The salesperson was reassured and gladly accepted the suggestion.In addition, he waived the delivery charges.He promised that he would personally make sure that this gets done.

On Monday, the salesperson took the cheque to the bank.  The cheque bounced!  The irate salesperson called up the client, who told  him:
'What is the big deal?  Neither you nor I have suffered any loss.
Last Saturday night, I went to bed and screwed that girl already!

Oh, by the way, I thank you for your cooperation.'

This story reveals the nature of the sub-prime mortgage crisis.  When
people have high hopes for huge future returns, they lower their guard about the potential risks. This pretty girl thought that the HKD65,000  LV  bag was going to come home on Monday, and so she lowered her guard.
Therefore, she believed that her investment in the ONS
(one night stand) was worth it even though it was based upon huge and highly uncertain risks.

Investment companies are great with packaging high return (but high
risk) deals.  The Chinese stock speculators are like this pretty woman.
As such, they deserve to lose money.  Without people like these, how are people going to make money from the stock market?

As for the media and the stock analysts, they often play the role of
the  LV  salesperson.

Super Mario Rescues Princess (Family Guy Style)

Hahaha..

New job... anyone ?

The crisis has left food bound for Bangkok stranded in a number of airports across the globe. A shipment of 1,000 live Canadian lobsters was stuck at the Hong Kong airport and eventually flown back to Canada, according to Nuntiya Hameunggull, general manager of Gourmet One, a food distributor that ordered the crustaceans.

A container filled with fish, French cheeses, foie gras, many types of berries and a large white truffle worth $4,000 was stranded at Charles de Gaulle Airport near Paris last week. All the contents were sold off in France except the truffle, which was for a party in Bangkok on Dec. 7 and was flown to Malaysia and driven to Bangkok by van up the Malay Peninsula and through Thailand, a distance of 1,500 kilometers, or 930 miles.


Looking for : Fleet of Drivers, male or female. 
Requirement : Able to drive non-stop for 20 hours, valid passport and International driving license.


Real Story : HERE 

... he is right!

Splashing Car Wash Charity Event

Event Details
Date:
Sat, Dec 13 & Sun, 14, 2008

Time:
Dec 13: 8.00am – 4.00pm
Dec 14: 8.00am – 2.00pm

Venue:
Leo Auto Services (Kia Motor Services)
201, Batu 4, Jalan Kelang Lama,
58000 Kuala Lumpur

* Each volunteer will receive a goodie bag
* Light refreshments will be provided for volunteers
* Lucky Draw to be held at the end of each Car Wash day

What’s Happening?

* Car wash (including vacuum) @ RM20 (Tickets can be bought prior to event)
* FREE 18 point inspection
* Labour WAIVED for engine oil & filter change

Here's how to go there:

How Old is the Internet?

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Due to budget cuts, this is new policy

Due to budget cuts, this is new policy 

EFFECTIVE SEPTEMBER 1, 2008 

I. Dress Code: 

1) You are advised to come to work dressed according to your salary. 

2) If we see you wearing Prada shoes and carrying a Gucci bag, we will assume you are doing well financially and therefore do not need a raise. 

3) If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage your money better, so that you may buy nicer clothes, and therefore you do not need a raise. 

4) If you dress just right, you are right where you need to be and therefore you do not need a raise. 

II. Sick Days: 
We will no longer accept a doctor's statement as proof of sickness. If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work. 

III. Personal Days: 
Each employee will receive 104 personal days a year. They are called Saturdays & Sundays.   

IV. Bereavement Leave: 
This is no excuse for missing work. There is nothing  you can do for dead friends, relatives or co-workers. Every effort should be made to have non-employees attend the funeral arrangements in your place. In rare cases where employee involvement is necessary, the funeral should be scheduled in the late afternoon. We will be glad to allow you to work through your lunch hour and subsequently leave one hour early. 

  
V. Bathroom Breaks: 
Entirely too much time is being spent in the toilet. There is now a strict three-minute time limit in the stalls. At the end of three minutes, an alarm will sound, the toilet paper roll will retract, the stall door will open, and a picture will be taken. After your second offense, your picture will be posted on the company bulletin board under the 'Chronic Offenders' category. Anyone caught smiling in the picture will be sectioned under the company's mental health policy. 
  

VI. Lunch Break: (Love this one) 

* Skinny people get 30 minutes for lunch, as they need to eat more, so that they can look healthy. 

* Normal size people get 15 minutes for lunch to get a balanced meal to maintain their average figure. 

* Chubby people get 5 minutes for lunch, because that's all the time needed to drink a Slim-Fast. 


Thank you for your loyalty to our company. We are here to provide a positive employment experience. Therefore, all questions, comments, concerns, complaints, frustrations, irritations, aggravations, insinuations, allegations, accusations, contemplations, consternation and input should be directed elsewhere. 


The Management 
Pass this on to all who are employed!  

Sea Food @ Kuala Selangor

This is the only vege we had ordered

This is crab cook with salted egg..

this is o-jian but when it taste like pancake for me

This must eat together with the crab.

This is bihun fried with la-la, too bad the la-la is too small until
can't find it..

This is Crab cook with cheese and the taste very nice.

Interesting Spam

Would you believe it claims to come from the FBI
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ROBERT MUELLER III
EXECUTIVE DIRECTOR FBI
FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION FBI.WASHINGTON DC.
Email: washington.fieldic.fbi.gov
FBI SEEKING TO WIRETAP INTERNET

GOOD DAY:

We the Federal bureau of investigation (FBI) Washington, DC in conjunction
with some other relevant security Agencies here in the United states of
America have recently been informed through our Global intelligence
monitoring network that you presently have a transaction going on with the
Central Bank of Nigeria(CBN), regards to your over-due contract payment
which was fully endorsed in your favor accordingly.

It might interest you to know that we have taken our time in screening
through this contract payment notification as stipulated on our protocol
of operation,and have finally confirmed that your contract payment is 100%
genuine and legal with due process of law, and it is as well free from all
illegal activities,which you have the lawful right to claim your fund
without any further delay.Having said all this,we will further advise,
that you should go ahead in dealing with the Central Bank office
accordingly as we will be monitoring all their services accordingly with
our intelligent monitoring network device, and with your cooperation.

furthermore, we want to place this on your notice that we recently had a
meeting with the Executive Governor of the Central Bank of Nigeria, in the
person of Prof. Chukwuma Soludo and Mr. Emakpo Sam Banks along with some
of the top officials of the Ministry regarding your case and they made us
to understand that your file has been held in abase depending on when you
personally come for the claim. They also told us that the only problem
they are facing right now is that some unscrupulous element are using this
project as an avenue to scam innocent people off their hard earned money
by impersonating the Executive Governor and the Central Bank office.

We were also made to understand that a lady with name Mrs. Joan C. Bailey
from OHIO and another person named as Mr. machovina Wachovia who reside in
Missouri as well has already contacted them and also presented to them all
the necessary documentations evidencing your claims, claiming to have been
signed personally by you prior to the release of your contract fund valued
at about US$10,000,000.00 (Ten million united states dollars), but the
Central Bank office did the wise thing by insisting on hearing from you
personally before they go ahead on wiring your fund to the Bank
information which was forwarded to them by the above mentioned names, the
main reason, we the federal bureau of investigation were contacted by the
CBN is to assist them on making some investigation regards to this issue.

They further informed us that we should inform our citizens, who must have
been informed of the contract payment which was awarded to them from the
Central Bank of Nigeria, to be very careful prior to these irregularities
so that they don't fall victim to scam. We the FBI are instructing you
personally, that if you were already dealing with anybody or office
claiming to be from the Central Bank of Nigeria, you are further advised
to STOP further contact with them in your best interest and then, contact
immediately the real office of the Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN) only with
the below information accordingly:

NAME: PROF. CHUKWUMA SOLUDO (CBN GOVERNOR)
MR. EMAKPO SAM BANKS (FINANCIAL SECRETARY)

OFFICE ADDRESS: Central Bank of Nigeria
Central Business District,
Cad astral Zone, federal
Capital Territory,
Nigeria.

TEL: 234-703-62-0836

Email: centralbnkpayoffice311@gmail.com

NOTE:

In your best interest, any email or fax that doesn't come from the above
official email address or addresses and phone number should not be replied
to and should be disregarded accordingly for security reasons. Meanwhile,
we will advise you to contact the Central Bank office immediately with the
above email address and requestthat they attend to you payment file as
directed so as to enable you receive your contract fund accordingly.
Ensure you follow all their procedure as required by them in order to
hasten Up the effective procedures,of transferring your funds to you as
designated by you. Also have in mind that the Central Bank of Nigeria
equally have their own protocol of operation as stipulated on their
banking realm, so any delay could be very dangerous.

Once again, we will advise you to contact them with the above email
address and make sure you forward to them all the necessary information
which might be required from you prior to the release of your fund. All
modality has already been worked out even before you were contacted and
note, that we will be monitoring all your dealings with them as you
proceed so you don't have anything to worry about. All we require from you
henceforth is an update so as to enable us be on track with you and the
Central Bank of Nigeria. Without wasting much time, will want you to
contact them immediately with the above email address so as to enable them
attend to your case accordingly without any further delay as time is
already running out.

Should in case you need any more information in regards to this
notification,feel free to get back to us so in order to brief you more,
because we are here to guide you and serve you better during and after
this contract fund has been completely perfected and you have received
your contract fund as stated.

Thanks, for your anticipated cooperation in advance as we earnestly await
your urgent response to this matter.

Best Regards,

Robert S. Mueller III
Federal Bureau of Investigation
J. Edgar Hoover Building
935 Pennsylvania Avenue, NW Washington, D.C.
20535-0001, USA
Email: washington.field@ic.fbi.gov

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what u plant is what u reap

A successful business man was growing old and knew it was time to choose a successor to take over the business. Instead of choosing one of his Directors or his children, he decided to do something different. He called all the youngex ecutives in his company together.

He said, 'It is time for me to step down and choose the next CEO. I have decided to choose one of you. 'The young executives were shocked, but the boss continued. 'I am going to give each one of you a SEED today - one very special SEED. I want you to plant the seed, water it, and come back here one year from today with what you have grown from the seed I have given you. I will then judge the plants that you bring, and the one I choose will be the next CEO.

'One man, named Jim, was there that day and he, like the others, received a seed. He went home and excitedly, told his wife the story. She helped him get a pot, soil and compost and he planted the seed. Everyday, he would water it and watch to see if it had grown. After about three weeks, some of the other executives began to talk about their seeds and the plants that were beginning to grow. Jim kept checking his seed, but nothing ever grew. Three weeks, four weeks, five weeks went by, still nothing.

By now, others were talking about their plants, but Jim didn't havea plant and he felt like a failure. Six months went by -- still nothing in Jim's pot. He just knew he had killed his seed. Everyone else had trees and tall plants, but he had nothing. Jim didn't say anything to his colleagues, however. He just kept watering and fertilizing the soil - He so wanted the seed to grow.

A year finally went by and all the young executives of the company brought their plants to the CEO for inspection. Jim told his wife that he wasn't going to take an empty pot. But she asked him to be honest about what happened. Jim felt sick to his stomach, it was going to be the most embarrassing momentof his life, but he knew his wife was right. He took his empty pot to the board room. When Jim arrived, he was amazed at the variety of plants grown by the other executives. They were beautiful --in all shapes and sizes. Jim put his empty pot on the floor and many of his colleagues laughed, a few felt sorry for him! When the CEO arrived, he surveyed the room and greeted his young executives. Jim just tried to hide in the back.

'My, what great plants, trees, and flowers you have grown,' said the CEO. 'Today one of you will be appointed the next CEO!'All of a sudden, the CEO spotted Jim at the back of the room with his empty pot. He ordered the Financial Director to bring him to the front. Jim was terrified. He thought, 'The CEO knows I'm a failure! Maybe he will have me fired!' When Jim got to the front, the CEO asked him what had happenedto his seed - Jim told him the story.

The CEO asked everyone to sit down except Jim. He looked at Jim, and then announced to the young executives, 'Behold your next Chief Executive Officer! His name is Jim!' Jim couldn't believe it. Jim couldn't even grow his seed.'How could he be the new CEO?' the others said.

Then the CEO said, 'One year ago today, I gave everyone in this room a seed. I told you to take the seed, plant it, water it,and bring it back to me today. But I gave you all boiled seeds; they were dead - it was not possible for them to grow. All of you, except Jim, have brought me trees and plants and flowers. When you found that the seed would not grow, you substituted another seed for the one I gave you. Jim was the only one with the courage and honesty to bring me a pot with my seed in it. Therefore, he is the one who will be the new Chief Executive Officer!'

* If you plant honesty, you will reap trust

* If you plant goodness, you will reap friends

* If you plant humility, you will reap greatness

* If you plant perseverance, you will reap contentment

* If you plant consideration, you will reap perspective

* If you plant hard work, you will reap success

* If you plant forgiveness, you will reap reconciliation

* If you plant faith in GOD, you will reap a harvest

So, be careful what you plant now; it will determine what you will reap later.

'Whatever You Give To Life, Life Gives You Back'

A Story of true love

'Life isn't about how to survive the storm, but how to dance in the rain!

It was a busy morning, about 8:30, when an elderly gentleman in his 80s arrived to have stitches removed from his thumb.
He said he was in a hurry, as he had an appointment at 9:00 am.
I took his vital signs and had him take a seat, knowing it would be over an hour before someone would be able to see him.
I saw him looking at his watch, and decided, since I was not busy with another patient, I would evaluate his wound.
On exam, it was well healed, so I talked to one of the doctors, got the needed supplies to remove his sutures and redress his wound.

While taking care of his wound, I asked him if he had another doctor's appointment this morning, as he was in such a hurry.
The gentleman told me no, that he needed to go to the nursing home to eat breakfast with his wife.
I inquired as to her health; he told me that she had been there for a while and that she was a victim of Alzheimer's Disease.
As we talked, I asked if she would be upset if he was a bit late.
He replied that she no longer knew who he was, that she had not recognized him in five years now.
I was surprised, and asked him, 'And you still go every morning, even though she doesn't know who you are'?
He smiled as he patted my hand and said, ''She doesn't know me, but I still know who she is.'
I had to hold back tears as he left. I had goose bumps on my arms and thought, 'That is the kind of love I want in my life'.

True love is neither physical nor romantic.

True love is acceptance of all that is, has been, will be, and will not be.
With all the jokes and fun that are in e-mails, sometimes there is one that comes along that has an important message.
This one I thought I could share with you.
The happiest people don't necessarily have the best of everything; they just make the best of everything they have.
I hope you share this with someone you care about. I just did.

'Life isn't about how to survive the storm, but how to dance in the rain!

Amazing Wild Animal Photo 2008

Moral of the story?

Never give up, even if life gets you by the throat! :)

Check and Test Your Password Strength

Have you ever wondered what is the best password to use for your accounts such as emails, PC, bank accounts etc? The general perception is that a long password will generally offers better 'protection', but it is only half truth. A complex password is recommended to consist of a combination of upper and lower case, numbers, special characters or symbols.

To check and test your password complexity, you can go to PasswordMeter where you can enter your password you are using (or intended to use) and see if it is complex and strong enough. The site analyzes and rates your password strength as you type and you can see the breakdown of your password in terms of the criteria used to gauge your password.

You can also download the tool to be used offline here.

A girls first time

As you lie back your muscles tighten. You put him off for a while searching for an excuse, but he refuses to be swayed as he approaches you.

He asks if you're afraid and you shake your head bravely. He has had more experience, but it's the first time his finger has found the right place.

He probes deeply and you shiver; your body tenses; but he's gentle like he promised he'd be.

He looks deeply within your eyes and tells you to trust him-he's done this many times before.

His cool smile relaxes you and you open wider to give him more room for an ease entrance. You begin to plead and beg him to hurry, but he slowly takes his time, wanting to cause you as little pain as possible. As he presses closer, going deeper, you feel the tissue give way; pain surges throughout your body and you feel the slight trickle of blood as he continues. He looks at you concerned and asks you if it's too painful. Your eyes are filled with tears but you shake your head and nod for him to go on. He begins going in and out with skill but you are now too numb to feel him within you.

After a few moments, you feel something bursting within you and he pulls it out of you, you lay panting, glad to have it over. He looks at you and smiling warmly, tells you, with a chuckle; that you have been his most stubborn yet most rewarding experience.

You smile and thank your dentist. After all, it was your first time to have a tooth pulled.

Naughty, Naughty!

Excuse me, What were you thinkin'?

The Dirty Ernie Show Ep 1 (18+)

ELI'S DIRTY JOKES

Meet Marvin, Men’s Answer To Maxine

Q: How many men does it take to open a beer?
A: None. It should be opened when she brings it.

Q: Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
A: Because a woman who can’t even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.

Q: Why do women have smaller feet than men?
A: It’s one of those ‘evolutionary things’ that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.

Q: How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
A: When she starts a sentence with “A man once told me…”

Q: How do you fix a woman’s watch?
A: You don’t. There is a clock on the oven.

Q: If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
A: The dog, of course. He’ll shut up once you let him in.

Q: Why do men die before their wives?
A: They want to.

Q: When will women will be equal to men?
A: When they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.

Fact: In the beginning, God created the earth and rested. Then God created Man and rested. Then God created Woman. Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.

Fact: I married a Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was Always.

Fact: Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman’s sex drive by 90%. It’s called a Wedding Cake.

Send this to a few good men who need a laugh and to the select few women who can handle it!

Coke, Anyone!!!

A walking Coke vending machine in Japan.

Have sex with car

This is classic!!

polite ways to pee

During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners asked her students the following question:
Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?

Michael said, 'Just a minute I have to go pee.'

The teacher responded by saying,

'That would be rude and impolite.'

What about you, Sherman, how would you say it?

Sherman said, 'I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom.I'll be right back.

That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table.

And you, little Stevie, can you use your brain for once and show us yourgood manners?

I would say, 'Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to introduceyou to after dinner.

Viva America!... The case of auto industry

Viva America!... The case of auto industry

Original Text HERE. 

Credibility is a virtue hard to keep, as can be measured from the conduct of the CEOs of USA's Big Three automakers.

November 18, nine days away from Thanksgiving, they flew from Detroit to Washington D.C. to tell the Congress that the auto industry is running out of cash and it needs US$25 billion in taxpayer money to avoid bankruptcy.

Their pleas got drowned as their lifestyle came under spotlight scrutiny.

Talking about jet-setting in style, not even First Class is good enough for the three CEOs -- Rick Wagoner of GM, Alan Mulally of Ford, and Robert Nardelli of Chrysler -- ranked in terms of size of assets and market share. All three flew in corporate jets to DC.

Wagoner flew in GM's US$36 million luxury aircraft, and he boldly told the members of Congress that his company is burning through cash, and US$10-12 billion of the US$25 billion rescue money should go to GM alone.

According to media reports, Wagoner's private jet trip to Washington cost his ailing company an estimated US$20,000 round-trip. In comparison, seats on Northwest Airlines flight 2364 from Detroit to Washington were going online for US$288 coach and US$837 first class.

Number of the Big Three, Ford CEO Mulally, his corporate jet is a perk included for both he and his wife as part of his employment contract along with a US$28 million salary last year. Mulally actually lives in Seattle, not Detroit. So the company jet has to take him home and back on weekends.

Mulaly told the Congree that he had cut expenses, laid-off 51,000 workers in the past three years, and closed 17 plants.

But Ford continues to operate a fleet of eight private jets for its executives.

Kena hammered, GM quickly decided to return two of its leased private jets, something that jettisons the saying, 'wings clipped'.

However, the CEOs have reasons to fly in private jets. It's to "ensure their security for insurance reasons, and to save valuable time" in travels.

US$25 billion rescue? Gaya mesti ada when you're begging for money!

Britain's Got Talent FINAL - Connie Talbot

Song : Somewhere Over The Rainbow



It's incredible fantastic

Food @ puchong

last nite went searching for food, at 9pm found this place and me n my wife went to try out... wow... nice... i was first time there, dont know what is the process. we went upstair and it was buffet. sat down, call a waiter. duh... he asked for coupon... i went 'ah'... where to collect coupon...? :P
then he told us, downstair before you come in, u have to pay and collect coupon for buffet.
per person about RM26+. we sat in at 9+... left the place at 11pm... eat till shop closed.

very nice...

Rainbow

I manage to capture while driving back to Kuantan...

Lamborghini

My Dream Sports Car...

AIGSI FUN & CULTURE

Our mission briefing ... This message will self destruct in 5 seconds ...
Turn out was bad .... team black only 1 person ... hahaha


Makan first ... And we makan summore ...

Then we do puzzle ... Then we crack our heads to solve this ... reconstruct the puzzle following the picture in the paper
The amazing walk ... sorry can't run ... we walk to the next destination ... hahaha
Now we have to find 3 pieces of 1 sen coins in this mod pool ... lots of worms in there ... seriously no joke ...

Picking worm off my hand ...

Mud spa ... my hands smooth after this .... however nv found any coins ...
Now it's Wasabi Biscuits !!
Roll 5 dices and total the numbers ... that's the amount of biscuits we got to eat !
we ate about 25 pcs ...

Oh god ... what did i do to deserve this ...

Then we had sudoku challenge ... all this practice at nst.com.my paid off ... :P
(Photos to come)


Next we had to scoop water in our palms to fill a pierrer bottle full in the scorching sun ...


The end ... rest and eat and prize giving ...

And i got myself 4 tickets to A1 Grandstand courtesy from John Hew :) Actually i bought it off some group member in an auction for RM10 ... hehehehe

The group Picture ...

Photos from johnhew.my